Merry Christmas.
I’m not involved in gang violence
fuck it. be creative even if you never really *make* anything. write out plot synopses of stories and then move on. design OCs you'll never use. make mood boards and concept art and don't do anything with them. life's too short to forget everything that inspired you and creation doesn't have to be "complete" to be worth the time you put into it.
qezdea asked:
shame on you gaud. you haven't given me anxiety. you've only made me hornier for clowns.
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses answered:
i can assure you the shame here is not on me
~honk honk~ 🥵🤡🤤
tumblr stop that!
When you slap a clowns ass it makes a honking sound
when you squeeze a clown’s nipple it sprays water at you like one of those trick flowers
wait until you hear about the enormous foot fetish
I am PHYSICALLY backing away from this post
*sensual honking emanates from behind you*
- They pull a stand of multi-colored condom packets from nowhere like those scarves
- They proceed to use said condoms to make balloon animals
*gently strokes this post* something awful is happening here
This is one of the worst posts I’ve seen and gaud didn’t even do anything
is the gardener who cultivates the vine in no way responsible for the fruit it bears? if I prune the tree and nourish the soil, can the crop be said to spring forth as an act of god? nay, say I, no act of god but an act of ME. I, I who tilled the garden, who planted the seeds, who lovingly hand-plucked which comments to reblog, which branches to nourish, which vines to trim–and I did NOTHING? get out of my garden you whore
I cannot tell if this is getting better or worse.
I don’t know why I’m still up at 6am but I made a whole song tonight and felt like posting it, I don’t even know if I’ll regret uploading it when I wake up but FUCK IT, it BANGS. Please Enjoy, this one is fun, the bass may hurt you
Spotify soon
This fuckin’ slaps
Thanks, I definitely feel like this one slaps in particular
Oh fuck oh my God yes I’m loving this can’t wait to swing this shit on repeat when it drops on spotify
good
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